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Thank you to my most wondrous moderator/editor, Lady D, for helping to set up this site and wording my posts. And, also, my cyber security advisor, Mr Rob. I am very lucky, with the people I know. Love, Mister Jeff.
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re-assuring
It's re-assuring to see Joe Biden talking to the American people. What a contrast to whatshisface. WHAT a contrast. Feels like America's parents have been away. They went on holiday. And, even though the house is wrecked and we're all in BIG trouble for it, we're still very relieved they're home!! Mister Jeff
He likes lamingtons
Jim Morrison at my place, last Tuesday. I didn't know Jim Morrison liked Lamingtons. But he does. Mister Jeff.
Tasmanian Lobster attacks Tasmanian Sheep
If you want to be covid-safe, why not think about Tasmania? An isolated island, far away down in the Southern Ocean. Tasmania is a magic place. A peaceful, uncrowded, beautifully scenic island, framed by magnificent surf breaks and beaches. I, myself, have lived here for twenty years, now. But there are little 'tweaks,' in Tassie. In other words, it is one of the safest places in the world to be... except if you're attacked by one of the many freaky animals who live here. For example, Lobsters, which leave the water, to take down spring lambs and drag them back into the ocean. And there's the Tiger Snakes, the Giant Squid, rabbits with teeth, people in charge of computers who should be in charge of driving a tractor, hamburgers with the lot wrapped in glad-wrap from the day before, mass numbers of naked old people swimming at the beach in the middle of winter, and people being eaten alive by a White Pointer Shark while snorkelling for shellfish. Don't g
Tuna Face
I don't eat tuna (much) but this young lady, does. The grey cat. You know, the grey cat told me a story. Said she was homeless... hungry... evil stepfather... something, something... all bullshit. She lives across the road. Just like an overseas romance scam - I am now buying tuna. Do you know they catch that tuna way-out in the deep ocean? A long way away. And then they squash it all into cans. And then you can buy a can at the shop and take it home and open it and there's tuna. That's how it works, and the grey cat, knows it! Mister Jeff
People are Strange
People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seems wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down. Went to see a G.P. yesterday. She asked me what I did with my days? I said, "Writing, art and music." She asked me if I wanted to work? I said, yea, but not at the moment because I can't sleep. I said, I would like to see a psychiatrist. Why do you want to see a psychiatrist? she asked. I said, so other people have an 'explanation.' "Like Centrelink," she suggested. Yes, I said. She looked at me. I was starting to worry now. Perhaps, I had broken a law and hadn't realised? Or, mistakenly texted government secrets to China. Then, she said, so what do you do with each day? I said, music, writing, and art. She looked at me. Then we went through the process of writing a script. When that was finished, she said, so what do you do with your time? So I said, "... muuu-sic ..