If you want to be covid-safe, why not think about Tasmania? An isolated island, far away down in the Southern Ocean. Tasmania is a magic place. A peaceful, uncrowded, beautifully scenic island, framed by magnificent surf breaks and beaches. I, myself, have lived here for twenty years, now. But there are little 'tweaks,' in Tassie. In other words, it is one of the safest places in the world to be... except if you're attacked by one of the many freaky animals who live here. For example, Lobsters, which leave the water, to take down spring lambs and drag them back into the ocean. And there's the Tiger Snakes, the Giant Squid, rabbits with teeth, people in charge of computers who should be in charge of driving a tractor, hamburgers with the lot wrapped in glad-wrap from the day before, mass numbers of naked old people swimming at the beach in the middle of winter, and people being eaten alive by a White Pointer Shark while snorkelling for shellfish. Don't g...
People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seems wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down. Went to see a G.P. yesterday. She asked me what I did with my days? I said, "Writing, art and music." She asked me if I wanted to work? I said, yea, but not at the moment because I can't sleep. I said, I would like to see a psychiatrist. Why do you want to see a psychiatrist? she asked. I said, so other people have an 'explanation.' "Like Centrelink," she suggested. Yes, I said. She looked at me. I was starting to worry now. Perhaps, I had broken a law and hadn't realised? Or, mistakenly texted government secrets to China. Then, she said, so what do you do with each day? I said, music, writing, and art. She looked at me. Then we went through the process of writing a script. When that was finished, she said, so what do you do with your time? So I said, "... muuu-sic .....
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